When your girl says she's home alone

"spanfucker retire bitch" (lelykon) 07/02/2016 at 16:30 • Filed to: None

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Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > spanfucker retire bitch 07/02/2016 at 16:34

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Her: come over

Me: my garage door won’t open

Her: my parents aren’t home

Me: (insert your gif)

TheHondaBro > spanfucker retire bitch 07/02/2016 at 16:35

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gf: babe come over

me: but theres a huge desert in the way

gf: im home alone

me:

My citroen won't start > spanfucker retire bitch 07/02/2016 at 17:02

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When I forget my wallet on the coffee-shop counter.

Dusty Ventures > My citroen won't start 07/02/2016 at 17:14

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I like this caption better

Wobbles the Mind > spanfucker retire bitch 07/02/2016 at 17:25

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When you find out Carmax has a manual E39 M5.

Frenchlicker > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/02/2016 at 17:37

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I have been in that situation. It's tempting until you remember how much a garage door is or what it will do to your insurance.

PS9 > spanfucker retire bitch 07/26/2016 at 11:01

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Minus the exploding garage and the awesome offroader, I actually did this when my (old) girl was home alone, ‘borrowing’ a friends car.

What? It’s not stealing if they know it’s happening and you return it really fast, right?!